Hey it’s NEW STUFF TUESDAY.
As in it’s a Tuesday and you can buy some new stuff if you wanted.
Ohmygod it’s cold.
Like actually this is autumn cold.
As in, cold enough to wear autumn/winter clothes.
Which is lucky since they’ve been arriving in stores for oooh the last six weeks or so.
It the first time these clothes have started to make sense.
Let’s have a look at the new deliveries.
(Oh and by the way, someone told me once that some websites get paid to link to a store or brand’s products. I don’t – these are just things I think are jolly).
First up: the website-with-the-same-surname-as-me.
Ohmygod look at this coat.
It’s by Arc’teryx Veilance.
It’s called a Patrol IS Double Layered Coat.
As you would.
It’s amazing and it does stuff.
Like keep the rain out or something.
It’s £1400, click here etcetc.
This padded goose down jacket by Gucci is gorgeous.
Its autumn/winter 14 collection was so so so good.
Of its spring/summer 15 collection, I’ve been very critical in the Financial Times.
Fashion can seem such a separatist thing, but I would actually like to wear Gucci.
And I would wear this coat.
It’d be great if it would steer back to such clothing with purpose for next autumn/winter.
The coat is £1100, click here etcetc.
Tim Coppens amazingness!
It’s £835, click here etcetc.
Oooh this Bottega Veneta gilet’s nice.
It’s only £440.
We’re now in a world where under £500 is called “only”.
Click here etcetc.
There’s good stuff on the website-with-the-same-surname-as-me.
Gorgeous jacquard knit sweater.
This is an actual “only”.
It’s only £255, click here etcetc.
Let’s go somewhere else.
OHMYGOD TODAY’S NEW DELIVERY on the Raf Simons/Sterling Ruby temporary pop-up online store thingy is…
I do believe that’s what you call “a piece”.
It’s €760, click here etcetc.
What have they got that’s nice and autumnal over at Matches which I’m sure I’m meant to call matchesfashion.com.
Ohgod this Rick Owens padded shearling collar jacket.
It’s £1,699 and is lovely, click here etcetc.
Oh and obviously this Rick Owens merino wool balaclava.
I need a new Rick balaclava – my old one is obviously totally moth-holed.
It’s £244, click here etcetc.
OHMYGOD LOOK AT THIS DRIES VAN NOTEN SLEEVELESS JACKET THINGY THEY’VE GOT ON THECORNER.COM
It’s got velcro closures and two pockets or something.
AND BOOT LACE TIES AT THE NECK.
It’s £565 and worth every single penny, click here etcetc.
Let’s go have a butchers in Other Shop.
I mean, a Craig Green patch strip sweater, obviously.
In shock news, I already have one of these.
It’s £620, click here etcetc.
Aaaah look at this Peter Jensen sweatshirt.
It’s at a very “only” price of only £109, click here etcetc.
OMG though over at V-Files…
The best picture frame hoodie ever created in the world ever…
As in, a hoodie with a picture frame in it…
By Nasir Mazhar…
See that black rectangle?
It’s actually a picture frame sleeve thingy.
You can put whatever picture you want in it.
A picture of Kim.
A picture of Kourtney.
A picture of Khloe.
OBVIOUSLY a picture of Rob.
Both Rob then, and even better, Rob now.
A picture of Taylor Swift.
A picture of that builder in Bake Off with the pencil behind his ear.
A picture of transgender boxing promoter Kellie whatever-her-surmane-is.
ANY PICTURE YOU LIKE.
I used to have a Love Hearts pencil case with a heart shaped picture frame in the centre.
It only ever was home to a photo of Dusty Springfield.
I’ve still got it somewhere.
Back to Nasir Mazhar.
THE HOODIE IS AMAZING.
It’s $640 which in pounds is very definitely “only” something or other.
Click here etcetc.
OMG the new Taylor Swift.
How much time have you spent analysing the clothes of her um fans at the end?
Too much time, obviously.
Hey! Let’s do it again!
(Obviously this is silent analysis, because analysing the clothes of worn by the um fans at the end of the Taylor Swift video is obviously not what you do on a Tuesday morning at all)
That’s it for this edition of NEW STUFF TUESDAY!
Will there ever be another edition?