OhGOD the Rick Owens show just now was HEAVEN.
Before the show started, a plinth was put in the middle of the catwalk.
And a microphone.
Out walked a figure in a long flowing gown, grey long hair covering his or her face.
He started screaming, for it was a he.
Then feedback started.
Then a guitarist with a hairy Chewbacca face came to stand in a spotlight in front of him.
And then at the back this contraption was wheeled out.
On it were two seated drummers, strapped to chairs, then tilted horizontal.
And then they started spinning.
It’s the Estonian Eurovision losers Winny Puhh!
Here’s a close-up of those drummers.
The clothes were amazing, hard and sharp, with lovely elongated bombers.
And then a man came out and attached ropes to the guitarists feet.
They carried on for a few minutes.
Then started to lie down.
And one by one, were winched up.
Up they went.
The hot grooming news for spring/summer 14.
Face fur forever.