It’s actually sunny. In actual London. Here’s some men’s bits for actual real-life jolliness
OK so it’s actually sunny.
In actual London.
And is apparently going to be sunny for two whole actual days.
Let’s look at some actually jolly men’s bits to celebrate this momentous occasion.
The occasion of maybe only having to wear four layers instead of five.
OMG look at this BEYOND jolly sweatshirt from Our Legacy!
They’ve just got a restock of it at Tres Bien.
It’s £90.
And, um, I may have just ordered it.
BEYOND JOLLY!
Click here etcetcetc
OMG look at this jolly botanical print shirt from Norse Projects!
It’s pathologically jolly.
And is £109, click here etcetc.
They’ve got it at that jolly Good Hood store off Hoxton Square, which I do believe is about to open its first lifestyle store this week, selling all interiors stuff and whatnot.
How nice!
What else?
OMG look at this pathological cosmicness from Topman!
It’s actually called “Cosmic”.
It’s £30, click here etcetcetc
Slightly less pathological but still jolly is the same shirt in mono…
It’s also £30, click here etcetcetc
What else?
OMG look at this matching paisley blazer and shorts from the chic world of ASOS!
Complete with a handy, um, close-up of the, um, paisley.
Blazer is £65.
Shorts are £22.
Phenomenal jolliness.
Maybe even jazziness.
OMG here’s some DJ Sotofett to celebrate this all-round jolliness/jazziness/pathologicalness.
No-one’s put on YouTube yet that new DJ Sotofett that’s already going for $260 or something.
I’ve got one on order.
Might get it later today.
AS WELL AS THE ALICE RAWSTHORN BOOK i.e. the BOOK OF THE CENTURY
Ohgod.
Eaten too many dried apricots this morning.
Here’s DJ Sotofett.
I’m off for a lie-down.