***Who looks awful and has been awful, according to the press of the world?***

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Chris Brown thought it was awful he had to pay a $10 parking fine in LA last night. “Fuck ass 10 dollars” was his considered response (NY Post)

A Miami pastor has allegedly been awful and tried to sell two fake Damien Hirst spin paintings and three fake dot prints eeek! (NY Post)

Someone called Nicole Shirtlifter is backing someone called Sharon Osbourne rather than someone called “Mel” “B” to replace something called Tulisa on some programme or other (The Sun)

Justin Bieber continues to be amazing and tweeted a photo of himself in hospital for “breathing problems”. Messy bed (Daily Mail)

Britney Spears is amazing and is wearing stained jeans and “doesn’t look bothered” (Daily Mail)